This shit is so amazing that the image I used didn’t even need to be clever. It can turn the most respectable, moral and ethical people into pure fucking animals. In fact, the more money you have, the more fucking primordial you are. You’re the head honcho when you have this shit, the king of the damn corporate jungle. Hell, it has no point, it’s just a number, but its so fucking awesome that people will even suck your cock for it (if you have one, of course)!
Me, I love money. I’ll do quite a bit for money. Nothing to strenuous, or anything that makes me uncomfortable (like the cock thing) but quite a bit of other shit. It makes life easier, and you can get away with more stuff. With enough money, you could probably murder someone and no one would ever fucking know.
Honestly, this is just proof how retarded morals and ethics are. When it comes down to it, everyone has a price. Since enough money can buy anything humanly possible, it’s merely unimaginable to turn it down. Some of you may deny this fact, but its backed by many centuries of solid proof. Everyone, in essence, is corrupt. Even children go head over heels for this shit.
So, an arbitrary number generated from any number of acts can turn us into primates. Is there any reason to pretend like we’re not simply fucking fooling ourselves with all this formal bullshit? You know what I would do if I had even a million dollars? I’d buy happiness. Whatever that may be.
