Alright, I had to use Liz Vicious simply because I’ve been in love with her for the longest time. She’s by far the coolest porn star I know, and has an amazing body. Plus, she doesn’t have that slutty attitude. Anyways, Sex first, ok… To tell the truth, I’m celebate. But not because of any religious reason, or because I’m incapable, but because I simply don’t like the way it is done in our world today.
1. I don’t believe in using condoms. Why? I’m going to die anyways, why play it safe? Animals don’t have safe sex, why should we? Etc. Plus, I wouldn’t have sex with someone gross. If I did get something, oh well.
2. Girls want relationships. I don’t want relationships. I don’t like people. In fact, I don’t even want to talk to you. Let me get MY rocks off, and you can go fuck yourself.
3. For some reason, society has dictated that I should have to suffer if a girl gets pregnant. Fuck that. I refuse to support something I don’t want.
4. A lot of animals have sex for fun. That’s all I want. I don’t want any other strings attached. Ever. Unfortunately, you won’t ever find that.
5. I have high standards. I won’t just stick my dick in anything. Somewhere in my brain, I’ve developed tastes for the finer pointlessnesses in life.
6. Because I said so.
Now, this doesn’t deter me from watching porn. In fact, I probably watch more porn than anyone I know. Except, I’m not extremely keen on the whole frequent masturbation thing. Just seems pathetic, to me, and even though it’s natural, I dunno… its just repetitive and boring. Everyone does it now and again, though ^.^.
That fact being burned into your mind. Lets get real. Sex is awesome, so is porn. Quite frankly, it’s so basic it’s not even funny. But it’s just another thing we’ve gone and complicated. God, our race is so stupid.
Let’s look at some hot women:
I could go on forever, just Google, you fucktards.
Be a pornstar, Deacon! You can pull it off
Posted by David on November 29th, 2009.
It still amazes me the way you look at things. Here is my rebuttal 1. safe sex can help the pregnancy thing- if you don’t want to support the parasite.
2. Not all women want relationships- sometimes we just like to get off when you get your rocks off, instead of lying and saying its good.
3. To keep it as no strings attached- don’t spend the night not to mention don’t spend more than five minutes in the bed after the sexual encounter unless you are up for round two and can make it better the second time-lol
Secondly about no strings attached b up front- and state it just don’t expect it. We don’t read minds.
Posted by Amanda on January 13th, 2010.